Since Larry stories appear in all three books this page is dedicated to the dog behind the woman. Larry is a retired greyhound adopted from Greyhound Friends.


Far be it for me to anthropomorphize a dog, but...Larry does have a rather unique personality. Even if Larry could talk I doubt he would go for the cutsie quotation marked messages. It is a stretch for him to wear his Halloween costume.

So this is simply a series of true stories that only another dog or cat people would enjoy. If you aren't a pet person - don't bother.

This is Larry. His nicknames are Sir Lawrence, Monkey Butt, Sweet Baboo, and "you little sh*t"

Racing Name:
Curly Larry Moe
Born: April 1994
Retired: 1996
Adopted: December 20, 1997 by Annette Simmons



One ear sticks up and one lays back. It gives him a "Robin Hood" look that I think is rather dashing.


Two ears up at the same time is a sure sign that someone has said either "walkies" or "eat" his two favorite words. We have to spell. Now he has learned "want." So to indicate to another person that I want to go for a walk goes something like, " Do you w-a-n-t to go for a w-a-l-k?"




Larry endured his devil costume only because he discovered that trick-or-treating children loved him in it. Larry loves to be loved and is shameless about that fact.






He is equally shameless about loving to sleep.







When visiting my friend Pam in Atlanta, Larry was allowed on the couch. (not like at home) One evening Pam and I were on either side of the couch with our feet tucked under us. There was no greyhound-sized room left on the couch. Larry put a paw up, indicating his desire for us to move over and waited. We didn't move. He put another paw up. He is a very polite dog. We didn't move. Politeness wasn't working. Ever adaptable he went to the door and whined. Pam got up to let him out. He let her get to the door, went straight to the couch, took her place and curled up self-satisfied. Typical of Larry, he avoided eye contact for long enough to see if his ploy worked.

test The matter for today